pauperes:

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I like spaghetti 

Let’s go fuck

danandphilsexytime:

EPIC PRANK OFF!

(Sorry for he late\small amount of snapshots, family shiz)

getting a danisnotonfire tshirt…

chucktayllors:

I’m gonna look so sexy…

Oh the things that would happen if I were Dan and Phil’s roommate…

tigerlily887:

Them:

Me:

anniephantastic6:

Hearts. Maybe this could be

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Rachel Louise Jones: Dan and Phil GIF challenge

danosaurarmy:

Every seventh GIF in your folder, no cheating!

1: You are walking down the street when someone runs into you, how do you react?

2: Then you realize it’s Dan, what do you do then?

3: How does he react?

4: Phil shows up, what do you do?

5: Phil’s reaction?

6: They want to…

(Source: danneedsanabortion)

(Source: iluvmwest95)

Time for Love: A Dan and Phil fan fic…

loopyloo259:

It wasn’t long before Dan started knocking on the door to the bedroom.

“Who’s that?” Phil asked,

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ashbuscus:

Just in case no one has seen it yet, here is the Annoying Orange!

(via danistheflameprince)

revonia:

Feet in the sand,

Sunglasses on my face,

Hat on my head,

I’m in Surf City,

I’m in Surf City!

Watch me play my miniature golf,

Get it in the hole,

Panther’s biting my hand,

It hurts!

Tiki man, humping just for fun,

Feeding dolphins out of my hand coz I can!

Cannon penis!!!!

This Tiki man’s biting off my head,

Skee ball is fun!

Even though I’m really bad at it!

I am on a pirate ship, I’m going to kill you.

I’m in front of the ocean,

now I’m in the ocean.

Oh my God this pizza’s amazing!

Surf boards!

Why do I suck so much at skee ball?!

Ice cream!

Vacation over!

(via todorandom)